โ๏ธ us-tirefire-1
Service is operating normally (narrator: it wasn't)
Yeah, the db is in us-east-1, but we will move it later.
"Later" has been redefined as "when the heat death of the universe forces our hand."
"us-tirefire-1"
โ @grepory, July 30, 2016
๐ฅ Fun AWS Facts
- Every region is technically "us-tirefire" if you're doing it wrong
- The "A" in AWS stands for "Absolutely going to cost more than you budgeted"
- Cross-region replication means your data gets corrupted in multiple locations simultaneously
- Auto-scaling: automatically scaling your costs to bankruptcy
