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You build it, you break it, you cry about it

Pete Cheslock, princess of chef scripts
...it's tiaras all the way down
In the mystical realm of DevOps, where developers and operations teams unite in perfect harmony (just kidding, they're still fighting), we crown our nobility based on their ability to automate everything while simultaneously breaking it.
π₯ DevOps Fun Facts
- DevOps is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is responsible, which means no one is responsible"
- The "Ops" in DevOps stands for "Oops" - as in what you say after every deployment
- "You build it, you run it" really means "you build it, you debug it at 3 AM"
- Infrastructure as Code: because regular code wasn't broken enough
- The tiara is a mandatory part of the Chef ecosystem - it's in the documentation
- Every DevOps engineer secretly misses the days when you could just blame the other team
"With great automation comes great responsibility to fix the automation when it inevitably breaks everything."
β Ancient DevOps Proverb