π₯ In Memoriam π₯
Remembering those who have succumbed to the eternal tire fire
@sdmouton
Executive Premier President Founder
Last seen trying to put out a tire fire with gasoline. The irony was not lost on anyone.
@jjasghar
Veep
Attempted to implement a "temporary fix" that would "only take 5 minutes." It's been 3 years.
@filler
Resident CFEngine Ninja
Disappeared into a recursive loop of configuration management. Some say you can still hear the echo of "policy_server.cf" in the wind.
@pczarkowski
#meatops
Tried to containerize the tire fire. The container orchestrator is now also on fire.
@OnlyHaveCans
Bork Bork Bork
Last transmission: "Swedish Chef mode engaged." System status: Still borked.
@tcateDev
Weblulzgic
Optimized themselves out of existence while trying to make the tire fire more efficient.
@twmoussa
Hacker of Gibsons
Attempted to hack the tire fire using a 28.8k modem. The fire upgraded itself to fiber optic.
π Special Thanks π
Computer machines - For trying their best despite everything
βοΈ π₯ - The eternal dance continues
@cube_drone - For documenting the tire fire through interpretive pictures
@amye - For establishing #camptirefire as a safe space for the traumatized
@hagenburger - For the CSS that somehow made the flags work despite the fire
@petecheslock - Legend says they're still out there, fighting the good fight. Dat legend tho.
