βοΈ here, hold this.
Production is on fire, but at least we have automation

Operations: where we turn caffeine into uptime, and occasionally turn uptime back into caffeine. "Here, hold this" are the three most dangerous words in any datacenter.
π οΈ The Evolution of Ops Tools
Stone Age (2000s)
Manual SSH into every server, screen sessions, and prayer
Bronze Age (2010s)
Capistrano, Fabric, and the illusion of automation
Iron Age (2015+)
Ansible, Terraform, and containers everywhere
Information Age (Now)
Kubernetes, service mesh, and nobody knows how anything works
"The cloud is just someone else's computer catching fire."
β Ancient Ops Wisdom
π₯ Ops Fun Facts
- "Here, hold this" translates to "congratulations, you're now responsible for production"
- Every ops tool promises to be the last ops tool you'll ever need
- Automation just means the servers break faster and more consistently
- The best backup is the one you've never tested
- "It works on my laptop" is the new "it works on my machine"
- SSH keys are the new passwords (except when they're not)
- Every outage teaches us that our monitoring was insufficient
βοΈ The Ops Philosophy
In ops, we don't just manage servers - we manage expectations. The expectation that things will break, that backups will fail, and that the one person who knows how the legacy system works is always on vacation.
We are the guardians of production, the keepers of the flame, and the ones who get called at 3 AM when that flame becomes an inferno.
π¨ Universal Troubleshooting Steps
- Check if it's plugged in
- Check if DNS is working
- Blame the network team
- Check if the disk is full
- Restart the service
- Restart the server
- Update your resume